Vs744 From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2001, 677 posts, RR: 1 Posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1507 times:
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts and safety. Finally she said:
"NOW SIT BACK & ENJOY YOUR TRIP WHILE YOUR CAPTAIN JUDITH CAMPBELL AND CREW TAKE YOU SAFELY TO YOUR DESTINATION"
Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right, is the captain a woman? I think I better have a scotch & soda". When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said: "Did I understand you right, is the captain a woman ?"
"YES" said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female"
"My God" said Joe, "I'd better have 2 scotch and sodas to drink. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit".
"THAT'S ANOTHER THING", SAID THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT, "WE NO LONGER CALL IT THE COCKPIT - ITS NOW THE BOX OFFICE".
LMML 14/32 From Malta, joined Jan 2001, 2559 posts, RR: 7 Reply 2, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1245 times:
I can understand why they don't want to call it the cock-pit. But I did not get the "Box Office" bit. You can call me dumb as long as you can explain this.
Cap'n Dan From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 231 posts, RR: 0 Reply 5, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1146 times:
This has got to be THE oldest joke in the history of aviation humour. I'd imagine Orville thought that one up and had Wilbur in stiches. PLEASE try and find something better!
Cap'n Dan From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 231 posts, RR: 0 Reply 9, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1023 times:
VS744: Listen, all I'm saying is that if you're gonna post a lame joke (and don't get me wrong, I LOVE lame jokes) at least make it an original lame joke. I'm sure if you check my record of posts you'll find a stellar record of insightful commentary, horribly biting sarcasm, and rugged good looks.
Vafi88 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3116 posts, RR: 18 Reply 13, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 855 times:
HEHE! Great joke! I laughed my ASS off!
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
Cap'n Dan From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 231 posts, RR: 0 Reply 15, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 775 times:
I'd just like to state for the record that you are all wrong. No one is allowed to find anything funny unless I, and only I, have never heard it before. So there. Ha.
GARUDAROD From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 1477 posts, RR: 1 Reply 19, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 670 times:
AA777-200 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 322 posts, RR: 2 Reply 21, posted (11 years 3 months 2 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 625 times:
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