Vs744 From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2001, 677 posts, RR: 1 Posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1507 times:
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts and safety. Finally she said:
"NOW SIT BACK & ENJOY YOUR TRIP WHILE YOUR CAPTAIN JUDITH CAMPBELL AND CREW TAKE YOU SAFELY TO YOUR DESTINATION"
Joe sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right, is the captain a woman? I think I better have a scotch & soda". When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said: "Did I understand you right, is the captain a woman ?"
"YES" said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female"
"My God" said Joe, "I'd better have 2 scotch and sodas to drink. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit".
"THAT'S ANOTHER THING", SAID THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT, "WE NO LONGER CALL IT THE COCKPIT - ITS NOW THE BOX OFFICE".
Cap'n Dan From Canada, joined Aug 2001, 231 posts, RR: 0 Reply 9, posted (11 years 3 months 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1023 times:
VS744: Listen, all I'm saying is that if you're gonna post a lame joke (and don't get me wrong, I LOVE lame jokes) at least make it an original lame joke. I'm sure if you check my record of posts you'll find a stellar record of insightful commentary, horribly biting sarcasm, and rugged good looks.